While many of the good citizens of Dundee (for example) have to go here
|Courtesy of the Dundee Courier|
The great and the good of the great British state go here
|Wankers assembled for a frenzied bout of self-congratulation for fucking things up so well.|
The Mansion House Speech given by George Osborne (or who ever the current sitting chancellor happens to be) paid for by you.
I'm not going to bore you with Osborne's speech, I'll give you this digest though: Basically, he said he had your best interests at heart,(which he doesn't.) And that it would be a 'dereliction of his duty' if he failed to represent your 'best interests', (why break the habit now?) And even although he says they are your best interests; he actually means the best interests of those sitting down to dinner directly in front of, to the right and to the left of where he was standing while giving his speech, (not including domestic staff of course because that would be unfair on the rest of us...)